You can’t even have a good fart – oops sorry, flatulence – and cause a good old stink these days without getting into the “stink”. George Bush’s war on terror has got the whole world sitting on the edge of our seats in fear of some stink or other, it’s enough to give anybody the stink, or should that be wind or gas! Well this lady in question was full of it, wind or gas, that is. Unfortunately she was in midair at the time, not rocket self-propelled by the gas of course, but flying on one of Americas extremely “emotionally explosive” airlines. Well she caused a right old stink and landed herself into....that’s right, you’ve got it….. stink. To cover up the stink, the wind/gas kind that is, she struck some matches but that caused a good old stink with the other passengers who smelt the sulphur from the burnt matches. Well the stink of the sulphur which had been intended to hide the stink of the fart… oops sorry, flatulence…..caused the stink of the passengers that caused the stink of the trouble with the FBI. The biggest stink of all was that this led to all 99 passengers and 5 crew members having to leave the plane while it was searched, presumably for the stink, but of course the stink had already left the plane along with all the other passengers who were in a right old stink but in the mean time the FBI were following reliable leads to the stink. However it has a happy ending without too much of a stink. Luckily the woman’s medical condition did not fall stink to George Bush’s war on terror and she was allowed to carry on with her journey on another plane, perhaps one of those open cockpit types – to avoid another stinking stink!
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Maybe there was a specific terrorist threat and the FBI got wind of it.
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